Author Archives: tomdwyer
Humorousness- Laughing our way through 2016
C’mon, how hard can it be to write a humor column? Go online, download a couple jokes, and BOOM, it writes itself! Think again. You may be surprised to hear this but the Intertubes are full of less-than-appropriate humor, and … Continue reading
Popcorn Shorts- Popcorn from 2016 never gets stale
Just like it says, Popcorn Shorts is about the kind of things we think are really interesting, but don’t really need a large article to explain them. From the sublime to the ridiculous, check in here for crunchy bits of … Continue reading
News To Make You Furious- 2016’s Buffet of Bile
Your Car Matters covers the spectrum of funny to quirky to serious, but we always try to bring you things you may not have seen elsewhere. This preference for the overlooked led us to start our News To Make You … Continue reading
Tom’s Tidbits- Not the “Project for a New American Century” they bargained for!
Greetings! It’s not long now. In just a few short weeks Donald J. Trump will become the 45th President of the United States. Many Americans are apprehensive or frightened at the incoming regime, some may be hopeful and excited, but … Continue reading
Keith Tucker’s Toon for December 2016
Hey, What’s That Chalk Mark On My Tire?
It’s a tiny detail, but it’s critical to your safety (updated 4/2023) Even if you’re “not a car person” you still know wheels must stay attached to a vehicle for safe and proper function. You probably also know they’re secured … Continue reading
The Coup You Never Knew- Most of us weren’t taught about the one planned in 1933
Remember learning about the “Wall Street Putsch” in high school history class? C’mon, you know… the time in the 1930’s when industrialists and bankers tried to create a 500,000-member army of WWI vets to overthrow FDR, but then were outed by … Continue reading
Drew’s Kitchen for December 2016
December is awfully crowded in Drew’s Kitchen with all the fruitcakes, turkeys, desserts, and other holiday necessities stacked around, so when we noticed Drew stumbling and tripping past the stove we at first thought that was the problem. When he … Continue reading
Health Notes- Reasons to enjoy real butter
Reasons to enjoy REAL butter With all the goodies of Holiday Food comes the guilt… too much sugar, too much fat, too many calories. Of course, you could opt for the guilt-free, taste-free option instead but c’mon… it’s once a year. … Continue reading
Shop Talk- Dave Gettman says goodbye
Our Holiday Schedule We want our people to spend time with their families and friends during the Holidays, and fortunately the oddities of the calendar mean we don’t have to close the shop very much to do it this year. … Continue reading →