Enter the Tom Dwyer Tattoo Contest!

Show your support for YOUR favorite mechanic!

In Portland, tattoo capitol of the known universe, Spring means showing off a lot of new tattoos everyone got during lockdown.  Don’t show up with the same stale tats as all the posers… get a tattoo of our Tom Dwyer shop logo and you’ll not only stand out from the crowd, you could also win a fabulous FREE CABIN AIR FILTER!  (Of course, restrictions apply, so make sure you read the full rules below.)  Not ready to take the plunge?  Then check out our gallery of the entrants so far and vote for your favorite.  Your votes will decide which one receives a FREE MINOR INTERVAL SERVICE!  But either way, don’t delay… the Tom Dwyer Tattoo Contest ENDS APRIL 1st AT MIDNIGHT…

The Contest

The rules are simple…  Get a tattoo of our Tom Dwyer Automotive Services logo, any size, anywhere on your body, and you’ll be entered in a drawing to win a fabulous FREE CABIN AIR FILTER, a $25 value!  BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!  Vote for your favorite Tomtoo from our entrants below, and the winner will receive a FREE MINOR INTERVAL SERVICE.

  • Tattoo must be the Tom Dwyer logo or logotype with no variations. Graphics here for download
  • You must be 21 or over to participate
  • Filter winner will be selected at random from all entrants.
  • Cabin Air Filter is ProTune 50005-211762, fits a 2015 Toyota Camry.  No substitutions.
  • Winner is responsible for taxes, fees, and shipping (if applicable)
  • Minor Interval Service winner will be determined by votes received by Friday, Apr 1, 1159pPST. Tom Dwyer Automotive Services is not responsible for lost or misdirected mail or email.

Rules Matter!

We want to be generous with these rules but two prospective entrants have already stepped over the line…

Alex R. was a strong contender with his facial tattoo until we noticed a slight misspelling.  Sorry Alex, it must be our ‘logo or logotype with no variations’.  Oops! 

Alicia D. was in the running with her upper arm tat until our standard background check turned up the fact she was only 14.  Naughty naughty, Alicia!  ‘You must be 21 or over to participate’ in our contest, but the 7th graders are sure to think you’re cool!

The Current Competitors

We have six competitors (so far!) for you to vote on.  Please email your choice to Charles@TomDwyer.com, phone it in to 503-230-2300, fax it to 503-233-5898, mail it to 530 SE Tenino St., Portland, 97202, or carrier pigeon it to PigeonStop A4-34S (yes, some people still use carrier pigeons).  You can also all these contacts for the shocked complaints this contest is likely to generate.

One of our favorite clients, Paula K., had only one tattoo until she chose our logo as her second.  We’re honored Paula!
Angelina T. hits the streets with two Portland icons… coffee and Tom Dwyer!
This surprise submission came from out-of-towner Roger S., who apparently has been a closet Tom Dwyer fan for a long time.

Shane C. got creative with our logotype to make a great bicep wrap

Hamilton P. took advantage of the ‘anywhere’ rule to choose a fairly subtle location.
Toni L. was so excited she sent us this pic within an hour of getting inked!

And one final thing you need to know about the Tom Dwyer Tattoo Contest…

IT’S FAKE FROM BEGINNING TO END!  APRIL FOOLS!

NO PEOPLE OR ANIMALS WERE HARMED OR TATTOOED IN THE MAKING OF THIS ARTICLE!

(Click here for some of our April Fools’ articles from past years)

 

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