Category Archives: Humorousness

Meet our new Robotic Service Advisors… or else

Posted on March 31, 2014 by tomdwyer

“It was hard saying goodbye to all the old guys, but we had to keep up with the times. These new Robotic Service Advisors are the wave of the future.” So said Tom Dwyer, owner of Tom Dwyer Automotive Services, … Continue reading →

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Humorousness- Meet Bill Hicks

Posted on March 11, 2014 by tomdwyer

We recently passed an anniversary that was barely noticed at all. Bill Hicks died on February 26, 1994, just over twenty years ago. Who is Bill Hicks? Well, we’re pretty big fans of George Carlin (in fact, we have several … Continue reading →

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Humorousness- Our in-depth Olympic coverage

Posted on February 12, 2014 by tomdwyer

Your Car Matters is worth nothing if not salt, so we’re covering the Olympics in the only place that makes any sense to us… our Humorousness column. Yes, when you’re done with the amateurish dreck ladled out by NBC, click … Continue reading →

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Humorousness- 2013’s yippee

Posted on January 16, 2014 by tomdwyer

Everyone knows the most popular part of any newspaper is the funny pages, and we’re not beneath stealing a good idea. Thus, our Humorousness column was born. It’s kind of hard not to feel guilty about surfing the internet looking … Continue reading →

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Humorousness- Christmas Ho Ho Ho’s

Posted on December 17, 2013 by tomdwyer

Does the coming Christmas holiday fill you with warm memories of family and friends? Or, does it fill you with a desperate longing for January? There’s only one way to find out… take the Grinch test. If you pass (ie: … Continue reading →

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Humorousness- Thanksgiving humor… not a turkey in the bunch

Posted on November 18, 2013 by tomdwyer

For Thanksgiving, the All-American Holiday, we turned to Readers Digest, the All-American magazette, for our jokes this month. Dig in, and if you want seconds you can have more at the Readers Digest website, RD.com. Horn of Plenty When a music … Continue reading →

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Humorousness- Tickle your funny bone

Posted on October 18, 2013 by tomdwyer

Other holidays have deeper meanings, but Halloween… it’s just for fun. That makes an ideal holiday for humor, and Humorousness is all set to jump on the bandwagon with these spooky treats… Q: How do you make a witch stew? … Continue reading →

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Humorousness- Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs

Posted on September 10, 2013 by tomdwyer

This month we got one of those emails with a string of pictures and a request to forward it on to 10 friends or we’d die alone. The signs in the picture were actually pretty funny though, so we added … Continue reading →

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Humorousness- Jokes that make you go “Hmmm….”

Posted on August 12, 2013 by tomdwyer

The best jokes don’t just make you laugh, they make you think as well. This month’s slice of Humorousness is a selection of jokes with morals; exactly the kind of jokes that make you think. Admittedly, some of them don’t … Continue reading →

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Humorousness- The lighter side of Orwellian Hell

Posted on July 11, 2013 by tomdwyer

One of the oldest theories of comedy is that comedy is built on pain. So, in keeping with our NSA issue this month, we sent our intrepid Humorousness news team in search of something funny about an overpowering government listening … Continue reading →