Health suggestions perfect for April Fools)

Andreas Diplotti on Cracked.com, Feb 2022

We’ve been sitting on this medical advice for quite a while, waiting to spring it on you for April Fools Day. 

You’ve probably heard of homeopathy but for those who’ve heard but not paid attention, homeopathy is based on the idea that substances that cause symptoms of a disease in healthy people can cure the same symptoms in sick people.  Homeopaths create “remedies” by taking a selected substance (could be anything like salt or chemicals to, believe it or not, light, electricity, or gravity) and add it to purified water.  Then that dilution is diluted, then that dilution is diluted again, and so on and so on, until there’s no identifiable part of the original substance in the dilution (if there ever was).  Now, it’s ready to start healing!

No, seriously, from toad remedies that help impotence to diluted vacuum to help post-vaccination trauma, homeopathy is about a $10 Billion a year industry.  It’s sad that people turn to it, but pretty darn funny in how and what it purports to treat.  Here’s 4 homeopathic preparations to get you started… check the link to find out about vacuum, x-rays, non-existent bacteria, tarantula, and more.