Kyle’s Kitchen- April Fools Day Chocolate Bunny

Entertain the adults and disappoint the kids… all at once!

Ingredients:

  • Chocolate bunny, wrapped in foil
  • Chopped veggies of your choice

Directions:

  • Remove foil from innocent little bunny
  • Behead the bunny
  • Stuff the bunny’s broken body with bits of vegetables. 
  • ADVANCED COOKS-  Eliminate incriminating evidence by sealing the head back onto the bunny’s body using a warm butter knife.
  • REGULAR COOKS-  Wrap the stuffed bits of bunny corpse back into the foil
  • Put the decapitated rabbit into your unsuspecting child’s Easter Basket
  • Shout “April Fools!” when they open it
  • Schedule an appointment with a trauma counselor for their 13th birthday.
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