Humorousness- 100 (or 300) Bizarre FaceBook Pages

HumorHeaderButtonSome people say FaceBook might have reached the peak of its popularity, but at least it’s obvious that all the good names for pages are taken.  Here are 100 (supposedly) real pages that couldn’t come up with anything better.  We haven’t checked every page so we can’t vouch for the content, but each name should be a link to the actual page.  RestOfNewsletterClick it… if you dare.

These are another 100 Facebook ’like’ pages that I find funny     (We tried to find the author’s name so we could credit them for this, but were unable.  Sorry!  Here’s a link to their original post instead.)

1. My mum thinks ‘lol’ means ‘Lots of Love’. She texted me: ‘Our dog died LOL’

2. “We now live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police”

3. Last year 4,153,237 ppl got married but shouldn’t that be an even number?

4. Harry Potter’s a little unrealistic, I mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?!?!

5. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

6. Dear Mr underccover police car, i like your 5 extra antennas

7. Dear algebra, stop making me find your X! She’s not coming back…

8. Dear Iceberg, heard about global warming, karma’s a bitch. from Titanic

9. Looking at someones claimed doppleganger and thinking “you wish”.

10. on a scale of 1 to Spencer Pratt, how crazy was that?

11.  When i die don’t write “R.I.P” on my grave… write “B.R.B”

12.  neighbours are ok unless they have passwords on thier wireless internet

13.  saying “You Had to be There” when you realize your story really isn’t funny

14.  Mario is actively encouraging children to take psychotropic mushrooms.

15.  No wonder Justin Bieber’s so pale, there’s no sun in the closet

16.  Stroking my beard while pondering the mysteries of the universe  

17.  Friends are like potatoes… If you eat them, they die

18.  The awkwardness when a woman doesn’t choose the iron in a game of monopoly

19.  What do you call a man who joins pages about girls making sandwiches? Single.

20.  I Put The Wrong Date On Papers So My Teachers Dont Know I Did It Last Night

21.  I’d kill for the download speed the girl on the piracy advert gets

22.  Saying random numbers when someone is counting to make them lose count 

23.  “We can still be friends” is like saying “Hey, the dog died but we can keep it”

24.  “What Does IDK Stand For” “I Don’t Know” “OMG Nobody Knows”

25.  ‘Hey, what time is it?’ ‘Time to get a watch’ ‘Time to get a better joke’

26.  Naming your car and referring to it as a person

27.  I just realized immature spells I’m mature.

28.  seeing an old pic of urself & wondering why i was let out of the house

29.  Of all the fishes in the sea, you had to pick a whale..? :\

30.  University – Working hard 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, 2 weeks a year

31.  THE WALK OF SHAME when u throw a paper at the garbage can and miss. . .

32.  Using a window as a mirror then realising there’s someone on the other side

33.  WHEN I READ CAPITALS, THERE IS A SHOUTING VOICE IN MY HEAD

34.  Dear Buffy. We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.

35.  I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke

36.  theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos

37.  That one friend that walks into your house like its their home

38.  I’ve Always Wanted to Spin Round in a Chair & Say “I’ve Been Expecting You.

39.  TO A.L.C.O.H.O.L. THE CAUSE OF–AND SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE’S PROBLEMS

40.  Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.

41.  you only live once, LOL jks, I’m a cat.

42.  HAPPY BITHDAY QUEEN! lol jks.. thanks for the day offf

43.  Imma let you finish.. LOL jks, I’m Kanye West

44.  Here’s a gift of a wooden horse, LOL jks, im going to destroy your city

45.  This LOL jks thing has gone way too far…….. LOL Jk, its just beginning

46.  SHARK!! everyone get out the water! LOL JKS.

47.  COD is the best game in the world, lol jks ever played mathletics?

48.  ewwww its a dead zebra…LOL JK I’m Bear Grylls gobblegobblegobble

49.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!…aww you remembered?…ofcourse!, LOL JK Facebook told me.

50.  IM RIDING SOLOOO, LOL jks my mums driving us.

51.  “Hi, Can I help you?” “No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi.”

52. the point where it is too late to ask what someones name is

53.  As a child I always wondered if the light in the fridge ever turned off.

54.  Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns. 

 55. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 

56.  My mind was blown when i found out “lol” looks like a drowning man!!

57.  I Never Finish My Eraser Because It Is Either Stolen,Lost,or Cut In Half

58.  You never see an Asian hobo.

59.  I’m pretty sure i paid for a bag of chips, not half a bag of air

60.  I hate it when I cant figure out which side of the blanket is the long side

61.  At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

62.  ‘How old are you McLovin?’ ‘Old enough..’ ‘Old enough for what?’ ‘To party’

63.  the awkward moment when your unsure if someone is a girl or a boy

64.  Dear Voldemort, they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson

65.  Let’s yahoo it. LOL jk google that  sh*t! : D

66.  The awkward moment created when you go for a hug and they go for a kiss.

67.  The awkward moment when you yell “Slut” and every girl looks

68.  The awkward moment when you realize your girlfriend is doing Movember too

69.  That awkward moment when you get in the van and there’s no candy.

70.  The awkward moment when an emo kid orders a Happy Meal from maccas

71.  The awkward moment when you know more than the sex ed teacher

72.   “The awkward moment when you yell out COD during sex instead of her name”

73.  I wonder if Tom (the myspace guy) has a facebook?!

74.  I don’t care if your son is 3, I’m not giving up this swing. Thanks.

75.  When I Play Fighting Games I Press Random Buttons And Hope For The Best

76.  Dear Encyclopedia, Hahahahahahaha. Sincerely, Wikipedia

77.  I run away when I press a toy at a store and realize it wont stop making a noise

78.  Wouldn’t it be ironic if you choked on a life saver

79.  If you say gullible REALLY SLOWLY, it sounds like oranges

80.  Hi I’m Troy McClure. You’re reading this in my voice

81.  111 111 111 x 111 111 111 = 12345678987654321 …Mind. Blown.

82.  We only need 5,000,000 guys to join to vote Justin Bieber out of our gender

83.  Move out of the way children I’ve been waiting 11 years to see Toy Story 3

84.   I was owning on mario cart, then i realised i wasnt the top screen….

85.  When the old peoples’ items on antiques roadshow are worth nothing

86.  That awkward moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mum

87.  A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him: “Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?” Dad: “So when I’m dead, no one will dare touch your mom”

88.  Spazzing when you press play on your ip0d not knowing its on full volume

89.  Being Unsure If You Should Believe The Answer Some One Wrote In The Book…

90.  That one friend we all have who will get naked for no reason

91.  “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” … It’s not? What the hell is it then?

92.  I Have Also Slept With Tiger Woods

93.  People who investigate strange noises in horror movies deserve to die

94.  Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty

95.  When we were little,Why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

96.  My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

97.  The irony of not being able to open a pack of much-needed scissors.

98.  The police never think it’s as funny as you do.

99.  Loading ████████████ 99% … Failed . OMG . >: (

And finally,

100. I like too many pages because their title makes me go, “That’s so true!”

Whoever the person was who put this together, they’ve wasted much more time than it took for this one list.  Here are 200 more FaceBook pages that tickled their fancy…

My first list of ’100 Funny Facebook Pages to ‘Like’ can be found here: http://somerandomstuff1.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/100-funny-facebook-pages-to-like/

My third and final list of 100 funny Facebook pages can be found here: http://somerandomstuff1.wordpress.com/2011/07/13/a-final-100-funny-facebook-pages-to-%e2%80%98like%e2%80%99/


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