Popcorn Shorts- Should Gravity Be Taught In Schools?

Most people believe that school should be a place of learning, and that students should be learning facts.  It’s no place for untried theories or shaky science.  So, in answer to one of the most important questions of our time, reporters went out to get the opinion of experts (Miss America Contestants) on whether the shaky theory of gravity should be taught in school.  These ladies were unequivocal, and their firm answers should stand as an example for any politicians who have to answer similar questions.  By the way, any resemblance between the “theory of gravity” and “theory of evolution” in these interviews is purely coincidental.

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