Health Notes-
Here’s what we’re up against… Essential Oil Fan Fiction
Our Health Note for this month is from an enthusiastic and apparently delusional Essential Oil advocate, re-posted by someone else with just one comment: “Apparently, essential oil fan fiction is now a thing.”
Sane, sensible people probably don’t spend a lot of time where these postings appear, so we’re sharing it with you to show just how weird the anti-science community is getting. When people give up on the scientific consensus of medical experts and go looking for ‘alternative’ explanations, this is what they often find.
There’s no real health information in this tripe, but there’s still a couple things to learn. Health Notes is here to help separate the wheat from the chaff…
- Essential Oil sales people are most typically assaulted by “normies” when they’re quietly minding their own business in a park.
- Nut allergy sufferers are brainwashed to think their allergies can be triggered from bagged nuts on the other side of an open area.
- DO NOT allow smug, silent people to inject you or your children with unlabeled syringes they pull from their purses.
- If you DO let them inject you, DO NOT doubt yourself… this DOES NOT happen more often than you think.
- If you DO let them inject you, DO NOT allow them to immediately feed you almonds a doctor told you would be deadly.
- If you DO let them inject you, DO NOT ask if they are a doctor. You’ve already been a flamboyant idiot, and no answer they could give would make it better.
- If you DO let them inject you, DO NOT sign up for repeated injections.
- If you DO let them inject you, DO NOT give them £100. The traditional tipping rate when assaulted with a deadly weapon is closer to £150. Don’t cheap out.
- If you DO let them inject you, DO NOT ask for the rest of the almonds. Unknown injections are OK. but Health Safety means never taking food from strangers in parks.
It has been a true pleasure to share this Health Notes bulletin with you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled newsletter.
