Humorousness- Kids say the darndest things

Everyone has funny stories about their kids.  We laugh about them year after year, and pass on as true the stories of our friends’ kids, but these stories have probably grown with each retelling.  Are kid jokes ever… true?   Does it matter?  Does a funny story “not count” as a joke if it didn’t really happen exactly as you told it?  Hmmm.  We tackle this thorny joculo-philosophical question in this month’s Humorousness as we bring you some great kids’ answers to homework and test questions.  We hesitated because some of them are obviously (to us) fake, and it seemed a little cheap to pass them on.  But then we realized that we were laughing out loud at so many of them that even if they were faked, they were certainly funny.  We might not be able to solve philosophical questions, but that’s not our job.  Our job is to make you laugh with these “Test Answers That Are Totally Wrong But Still Genius”.  Enjoy!