Corporate Auto Service Wonderland

Hello.  I’m Tom Dwyer.

You’ve heard me speak out against corporate power and greed for years.

But recently, a friendly guy in a nice suit came by the shop.  He explained that instead of using  Master Certified Technicians to repair your car, I could just ship cars to Mexico, have them repaired there, and shipped back here for half the price!

Why bother with salaried, trusted Service Advisors when I could just outsource the whole service thing to some Bangalore call center?

Besides, does it really matter if your money stays local or goes to a tax sheltered offshore account?

Turns out that even my radio spots can be outsourced.  Did you know there are websites that will do these spots for free while I sip drinks on a beach?

Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll never even notice the difference.

By phone at five oh three, two three oh, twenty three hundred or online at tom dwyer dot com.  We are the new Tom Dwyer Corporate Auto Service Wonderland… Where profit matters most!

(c)2011 Tom Dwyer Automotive Services

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