I’m Tom Dwyer,
Voting is a civic duty.
Here are some helpful guidelines for those that do vote but continue to vote against their own best interests…
Maintain irrational fears of all things different and use any of the following methods…
Pick the richest multi millionaire candidates or those funded by big corporations hiding behind PACS with folksy sounding names; they will definitely care about the plight of the working class and the poor.
Choose candidates by name recognition regardless of their views or positions on issues.
Chose candidates based on single issues and be sure to consider your views above the well being of others.
Vote because you hate “the gays” despite the fact your vote will give millionaires enormous tax breaks.
Vote straight party line it’s quick and can get you back to your TV faster.
Once perfected voting methods like these will remove the hassle of any of us being able to vote in the future…
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